Conclusion from a Turd

November 18, 2010 at 9:51 pm 4 comments

This morning I woke up and, as usual, I let the dogs outside while the coffee maker worked its magic. The dogs had been out earlier that morning and I discovered poor, old Jimmie with his increasingly sporadic bowels had had an accident on the back deck. Then I noticed on the very bottom step, a squished turd with the unmistakable imprint of a shoe tread.

I laughed and felt bad for Ryan at the same time. That small, misshapen piece of poop gave me a clear vision of how his work day started out.

He came out of the house, admired the changing fall leaves, and inhaled the crisp and invigorating morning air.

“Today is going to be a GREAT day!!!” I imagine he thought.

Then *SPLAT*!

Reality sunk in. : )

Entry filed under: Dog Crap, Jimmie, Ryan Somma.

Frank Lloyd Wright at Madison Airport Hungry Tree – Gravestone

4 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Carolyn  |  November 19, 2010 at 12:10 pm

    Hahha, poor Ryan.

    “You think that’s crisp and invigorating air you’re breathing?”

  • 3. geekhiker  |  November 22, 2010 at 3:11 pm

    You should buy him a “shit happens” t-shirt for Christmas…

  • 4. tgaw  |  November 22, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    @geekhiker — Oooh, I am finding myself lacking in Christmas ideas for Ryan!


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