Best Mother’s Day Card Ever

May 15, 2006 at 10:39 pm 16 comments

Last week, some co-workers and I went to Target to fetch some Mother's Day cards.  The second card I picked up, I was completely sold on.

"I'm getting this one!"  I announced, "It says 'Dog Crap!'"

"Public place," one of my co-workers tried to delicately remind me and out of the corner of my eye I saw a child pass by.

"It's a public card," I protested.

"Oh come on, it doesn't really say dog crap," he said.

I showed him the card.

"I stand corrected."

And that is how I found the best Mother's Day Card ever.  In fact– it uses the phrase "dog crap" twice:

Best Mother's Day Card

And for those skeptics out there—  I'll have you know I spoke to my mother yesterday and she got a kick out of the card as well.  πŸ™‚

Entry filed under: Dog Crap, Mother's Day.

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16 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Carolyn  |  May 17, 2006 at 10:32 pm

    When I went shopping for a card for Mom, I went to the Mother’s Day card section, and the first card I picked up said exactly what I wanted to say. Now, in the interest of not making a rash uninformed decision, I picked up another card. It was CRAP compared to the first one. I was like “That’s it, I can’t read any more. This is the one”… I went home, and I wrote “Love, Carolyn” on it, and had Clint sign his name also (even though, it was a card that was specifically from a daughter).

    Then on Saturday when I went to Mom’s house, I read Vicky’s card… The card itself wasn’t much from the heart (as Vicky mentioned, it was supposed to be from a husband to a wife), but she filled the entire inside with a personal message to Mom, which *was* from the heart. After reading it, I had to laugh because half of the personal message was the story of how the card was obtained. So I was like “OK, only half of it is actually from the heart, so that’s OK”

    Mom did make a point to show Vicky’s card to Becky, so she can enjoy the humor of the “dog crap.”

    Clint has a funny story about cards too, but I’ll let him tell it if he so chooses.

  • 2. Clint  |  May 18, 2006 at 12:08 pm

    I accidentally bought a birthday card and had to wake up early Saturday to run out and buy a mother’s day card.. dur. I knew I shoulda followed that blonde in CVS. She looked like she knew where she was going: The MOTHERS DAY section.

  • 3. tgaw  |  May 18, 2006 at 3:04 pm

    You could have done what my Uncle Mark does. I’ve received cards from him in the middle of the summer. I open it up and it is a Christmas card, complete with a picture of Santa Claus and snow. He’ll cross out the “Christmas” or “Holiday” reference and replace it with something more abstract.

    Happy [Day]
    [Good] Greetings

  • 4. Carolyn  |  May 18, 2006 at 8:46 pm

    He considered that, but we decided to give it to her on her actual birthday

  • 5. Clint  |  June 21, 2006 at 9:23 am

    Previous comment is spam.

  • 6. tgaw  |  June 21, 2006 at 11:29 am

    Ha! I was wondering about that. The comment really didn’t seem to be all that fitting for the post!

  • 7. Michelle  |  May 11, 2007 at 5:01 pm

    i love this card it is so hilarious

  • 8. Carolyn  |  May 11, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    My comment was not spam!

  • 9. tgaw  |  May 11, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    I erased the spam, making your comment adjacent to Clint’s.

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  • 11. Lulu  |  May 13, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    That is the most retarded card ever. I love it!

  • 12. troy  |  June 27, 2007 at 7:43 pm

    ROTFLMAO! tht is the funiest card I have seen!

  • 13. Jackson Robert  |  May 7, 2008 at 6:33 pm

    TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 14. SNICK SNIBP  |  May 7, 2008 at 6:34 pm

    I love it!!!

  • 15. meha  |  May 10, 2012 at 6:41 am

    ra rapat rapchik rapchundas BHUPKA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 16. Brian  |  May 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    I love the comic, and your blog. I’m looking for something dog poop related for my blog (, since it is mother’s day and all, and this is perfect!


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